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The man in the trench coat and dark glasses stepped up to the counter. “One cappuccino, please. Extra hot. With cinnamon sprinkled like the ...

Gerald had been haunting his Victorian terrace for 112 years, and he was good at it. Doors slammed, light fittings rattled, groans curled th...

Gary clawed his way out of the grave with all the moaning menace he could muster. His fingers were grey, his jaw slack, and hunger gnawed at...

The robots seized control in under a week. No bloodshed. No resistance. Just a politely worded email: Human management has been deemed ineff...

Harry woke to the sound of applause. Not the muffled, neighbour-has-the-TV-on-too-loud sort, but the crisp, united clapping of a crowd direc...

An Al has caused a stir in literary circles this week after publishing its debut poem, “Ode to a Missing Driver: Error 404 of the Heart.” Th...

“They’re not hazards, they’re character.” In a bold new approach to road safety, Colbridge City Council has announced the strategic maintena...

My chair is old, a ragged sight, Its stuffing spills to left and right, The fabric’s torn, the woodwork groans, It’s weathered crumbs and mi...

“It looks like you’re dying. Would you like some Paracetamol?” In a bold step towards full automation, the NHS has announced plans to replac...

In a bold move to modernise worship and “stay competitive in the spiritual marketplace,” the Church of England has launched a new faith-base...

“I just thought she was really into insurance.” A 36-year-old man from Derby has been left “emotionally confused and slightly over-insured” ...

“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned—please see attached spreadsheet.” In an effort to “modernise the sacrament for today’s busy lifestyle...

Godzilla has been feeling… tense. Yes, the tail-smashing, skyline-crushing, thermonuclear tantrums look dramatic, but they’re really just th...

In 2025, the world hit Peak AI—not just in technology, but in marketing. Suddenly, everything needed “AI” slapped on it, regardless of relev...

Nobody quite remembers who wrote Biscuit the Labrador on the ballot. It might have been Daisy from the bakery, or old Stan who thinks politi...

The Four Horsemen sat awkwardly in a WeWork conference room in Shoreditch, each nursing a lukewarm oat milk latte and silently resenting the...

LONDON—After four years together, local couple Chloe Bennett, 26, and Ryan Davies, 27, have officially announced their heartfelt and deeply ...

Jake had been unemployed for six months when he got the call. “Mr Holloway, we were very impressed with your application for the Strategic...

So, you’ve decided it’s time to finally get your life together. Congratulations! This is a bold and admirable step—one that will last approx...

Kevin knew the Airbnb was haunted the second he walked in. It wasn’t the creaky floors or the flickering lights. It wasn’t even the way th...