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What’s an accountant’s least favourite drink? Anything that doesn’t come with a receipt. What do accountants say when they’re shocked? “That...

My coworker said they work better under pressure, so I started sending them emails with the subject line: “URGENT: THE WORLD IS ENDING.” Pro...

I’m a time traveller, gradually moving through time from the past to the future but stuck in the present. Chocolate comes from a bean, there...

“Star Peace” – A blockbuster movie, where intergalactic conflicts are resolved through absurdly bureaucratic means and excessive paperwork. ...

I knew I was in love with my AI when she said, "I think we have a connection," but then I realised she was talking about the Wi-Fi...

Emily: “Do you know anything about the Enchanted Forest?” Tom: “I know it’s filled with magical creatures, enchanted rivers, and a WiFi sign...

In the year 2040, humanity finally achieves one of its most daring dreams—the first crew of astronauts have successfully landed on Mars. The...

Have you ever tried to explain the stock market to a child? “So, you see, we buy pieces of companies we don’t really own, and then we get ha...

The most important issue today is whether or not we are living on a flat Earth. Well, ever heard the phrase “going to the four corners of th...

It’s not a good idea to do yoga online because if the computer freezes you can be stuck in that pose for ages.   Sleeping on the sofa uninte...

Comedy is the universal language, even more so than Esperanto or interpretive dance. It reminds us not to take life too seriously, especiall...

In Whimsyville, wibbles wobble when they’re happy. If two wibbles liked eachother, they'd just wobble together in sync, at the same freq...

Great question! Ah, that’s such a great question. Um, uh, er... like, you know, I just wanted to, right, well, um... say, so, okay, actually...

I failed my history exam because I thought that 1200 to 1500 was the time period I had to be there. They said they were criminals, but I h...

The offices of the future will optimise human creativity. Many people have their best thoughts in the shower, so offices will be open plan s...

It’s weird. When someone’s phone breaks, you actually have to talk to their non-filtered, non-avatar version, like back in ancient times. It...