Bobster Blog

A baron from old Aberdeen, Declared, "Our weather’s so verily mean!" One minute it’s sunny, The next, it's all runny, It’s lik...

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream...

There was an old man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two.

In the Antarctic where the air is thin, Lived a yoga-practicing penguin. He stretched on the ice, Slid once, then twice, And giggled, "...

Ted went to dine at his local café, But his rear-end spoke up and had its say. With a rumble and a roar, People ran for the door, Leaving Te...

Every night at three, the robot brewed the tea, And poured it all over the bed. He would paint the cat blue, Flush keys down the loo, And pr...

In the land where the flibberflabs flee, There's a man who walks with so much glee. He strides with a trot, In circles, a lot, A...

In a land filled with wibbles and wobbles, And creatures that bimble and bobble, With a flip and flight, In the soft moonlight, They...

There once was a man from Colchester,  Whose love for baked beans did not falter.  He’d cry out with glee,  And with a cheerful “Tee hee”,  ...