Bobster Blog

GEOFF: Hi, I need a refund on the double charge you made on my account yesterday. BOTLEY: Hello! Did you say you need to double re-fund your...

Upon the stage of fate, in Deptford’s gloom, Where cobblestones echoed with whispered dread, Marlowe, with gasping breath, met his doom, &qu...

A baron from old Aberdeen, Declared, "Our weather’s so verily mean!" One minute it’s sunny, The next, it's all runny, It’s lik...

INQUISITOR: “The Central Anarchist Council plan chaos, hidden behind the guise of philosophical debate and social reform. We need someone on...

In solitude's shadow, I walk alone, A self-imposed exile from all I've known. My truth, enclosed within sternest stone, In fear of e...

In quest of life's grand purpose, here I muse, Upon this earthly stage, where all must play; Each heart in search of truth, in time does...

Marlowe: (gasping) Neptune’s ocean shall not wash my blood clean from thy hand. Shakespeare: Forgive me, Kit. But the world must never know ...

Emily: “Do you know anything about the Enchanted Forest?” Tom: “I know it’s filled with magical creatures, enchanted rivers, and a WiFi sign...

Sorry I’m late. First, my car wouldn’t start. Then, my coffee betrayed me—spilled all over my lap. A bird decided my head would make a great...