In the village of Dalefern, where
the most exciting event of the year was when old Bertram’s sheep escaped and
ran through the town, there was one person who believed his destiny lay beyond
the quiet valley. That person was Eryn, a dreamer, a daydreamer, and sometimes
just a plain sleeper—especially when there was work to be done.
Eryn had long been obsessed with the ancient legend of the
Aelûna, a Dwarven stone said to be buried deep beneath the Dusty Mountains,
glowing with the light of the first stars. While others in Dalefern were
content with farming, fishing, and occasionally discussing the weather, Eryn
had his head stuck in the ancient tomes that nobody else bothered reading.
“He’s got stars in his eyes,” the villagers would say,
shaking their heads as Eryn would walk past while mumbling something to himself
about “Dwarves” and “hidden treasures”, and staring off into space.
One chilly autumn morning, after having successfully dodged
several hours of farm work, Eryn decided it was time. Time to find the Aelûna,
prove everyone wrong, and return as a hero! He imagined songs being written
about him, statues erected in his honour, and maybe—just maybe—free drinks at
the local tavern.
He packed his bag, which consisted of a loaf of bread (half
of which he’d already eaten), a slightly cracked lantern, and a sturdy but
questionable map he’d sketched based on vague descriptions from a passing Dwarf
he’d met years ago. He grabbed his old wooden walking stick, which, to be fair,
looked like it would give up halfway through the journey, and set off into the
Dusty Mountains.
After days of travelling and several hours of climbing
(during which Eryn regretted not preparing for the journey by doing, well,
anything involving exercise), he reached the entrance of the cave mentioned in
the tales.
It was smaller than he expected, with a sign nailed beside
it that read, in shaky handwriting: “Definitely NOT the entrance to a Dwarven
treasure. Turn around.”
Eryn studied it. “Just
what they would say,” he muttered, ducking inside the cave, the interior being dimly
illuminated by glowing fungus.
The first few minutes
went smoothly, aside from bumping his head on a low-hanging stalactite and
narrowly avoiding stepping into a deep puddle. But after a while, the tunnel
began to twist in ways that made no sense, until, eventually, after being too
lost to retrace his footsteps, he stumbled into a large cavern at the very
heart of the mountain.
Fumbling his way forward,
he stubbed his toe on something solid. “Ow! Who puts a rock in the middle of a—”
But then his fingers brushed across something smooth and cold. The stone!
Eryn quickly grabbed the object, lifting it high in triumph.
“The Aelûna!” he declared to no one in particular. But instead of the soft,
star-like glow he expected, the stone gave off nothing more than a dull
flicker.
Confused, Eryn squinted at the stone. He was sure this was
it. Then he turned it over, revealing a tiny engraving: Made in Dalefern.
Premium Lantern Co.
“What on Little-Earth…” Eryn groaned, dropping the lantern
battery replacement stone he’d mistaken for the legendary relic.
Just as he was about to collapse in despair, there was a
rustling sound from the far side of the cavern. Eryn froze. The sound grew
louder, like something very large—or possibly very annoyed—was heading his way.
“Who dares enter my domain?” boomed a voice that echoed off
the walls. It was deep, gravelly, and sounded suspiciously like it needed a
cough drop. Out of the shadows appeared the unmistakable outline of a Dwarf. A
very grumpy-looking Dwarf.
“I—I’m Eryn, from Dalefern,” he stammered, suddenly feeling
very out of his depth. “I’m, uh, looking for the Aelûna. You know, the famous
Dwarven treasure?”
The Dwarf grimaced. “The Aelûna?” he said, exasperated. “That
old tale again? Listen, kid, there’s no treasure here. We sold that glowing
stone to some Elves years ago. They loved the shiny stuff. Good business, too.
They gave us a wagonload of lembas in exchange.”
Eryn was shocked. “So… there’s no legendary treasure?”
“Nope. Just a big, empty cave. And that…” the Dwarf said,
pointing to the stone Eryn had dropped, “…is a piece of old mining equipment.
The only glowing thing in here is my impatience.”
Defeated, Eryn sat down with a sigh. “I’ve come all this way
for nothing.”
The Dwarf shrugged. “Happens more often than you’d think.
Honestly, we should put up a proper sign, but every time we do, someone insists
on calling it a ‘quest’ and coming back with more questions. It’s exhausting.”
Eryn rubbed his face. “So, no legendary riches, no statues
of me in Dalefern…”
The Dwarf chuckled. “Tell you what, lad. You’re not the
first to come hunting for treasure and leave empty-handed. But how about this?
I’ll give you something truly rare.”
Eryn’s eyes lit up. “What is it?”
The Dwarf smiled and held out a small, glistening pebble.
Take it, tell your village you’ve found the fabled stone, and make sure they
buy you at least one round of drinks for your trouble.”
Eryn stared at the shiny object. It wasn’t the Aelûna, but
it sparkled enough to fool the folks back home. And, really, what was a hero
without a little embellishment?
With a grin, Eryn tool the gift, thanked the Dwarf profusely, and began his trek back to Dalefern—ready to tell the grandest tale of his “great adventure” and hoping it was enough to get a free drink… or two.
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