Bobster Blog

Nobody quite remembers who wrote Biscuit the Labrador on the ballot. It might have been Daisy from the bakery, or old Stan who thinks politi...

The Four Horsemen sat awkwardly in a WeWork conference room in Shoreditch, each nursing a lukewarm oat milk latte and silently resenting the...

LONDON—After four years together, local couple Chloe Bennett, 26, and Ryan Davies, 27, have officially announced their heartfelt and deeply ...

Jake had been unemployed for six months when he got the call. “Mr Holloway, we were very impressed with your application for the Strategic...

So, you’ve decided it’s time to finally get your life together. Congratulations! This is a bold and admirable step—one that will last approx...

Kevin knew the Airbnb was haunted the second he walked in. It wasn’t the creaky floors or the flickering lights. It wasn’t even the way th...

By the time I realised I was dead, I was already in line. The queue stretched a long way, a slow-moving procession of the newly departed. ...

Dave Saunders had spent his Tuesday afternoon the same way he spent most Tuesday afternoons: avoiding work, scrolling on his phone, and wond...

Love is blind, they say. But is it this blind? You thought you found the perfect partner—charming, mysterious, maybe a little jittery—but so...

Hollywood executives have unveiled an ambitious new initiative to remake, reboot, and reimagine every single movie that has ever existed, en...

Small talk is an art—one that, when wielded correctly, can turn brief, forgettable encounters into excruciating experiences people will reme...

Ending a relationship is never easy, but it can be efficient. Why waste time on teary, emotional conversations when you can deliver a clear,...

Ah, job interviews. That magical experience where a stranger decides your entire fate based on how well you can pretend to be a functioning ...

Once a noble invention designed to streamline our messages and save us from our own typos, autocorrect has instead become a rogue agent of c...

In what experts are calling “a profound breakthrough in modern spirituality,” local man Darren Wilkes, 38, achieved full enlightenment yeste...

06:00 – The Awakening I jolt awake, heart pounding. The nightmares are back. The things I’ve seen. The horrors. The discarded chips left t...

Gary Watkins, 52, has been reassured by his parents that his well-paid, stable career in finance is merely a temporary diversion from his tr...

LONDON—After years of quiet resentment and just enough productivity to avoid being fired, local employee Dan Matthews has finally been promo...

The mothership materialised over Earth in a shimmering pulse of energy. Inside, Supreme Overseer Xylox of the Galactic Concordance folded hi...

Dr Evelyn Carter took a deep breath as she glanced at the name on her schedule. Lord Cataclysm. Again. She pressed the intercom. “Send him...