In Whimsyville, wibbles wobble when they’re happy. If two wibbles liked eachother, they'd just wobble together in sync, at the same frequency.
At honeycomb corner, a bumble bee kept buzzing into other bee's business about flowers and nectar, but his wings got stuck in a sticky batch of honey. “That'll teach me to bee nosy,” said Benny. “But at least it’s a buzzworthy story.”
Unicorn startups are very rare because unicorns only want to fly when there are rainbows, glitter, and pixie dust. Phoenix startups rise and try to scale, but keep burning to ashes again. Griffin startups are never seen because they’re still trying to work out whether they should fly or walk. Dragon startups have ideas that needed to be fire tested first.
We need to go beyond HTML and JavaScript. I’m thinking... QuantumScript! It's like JavaScript but quantum… and gluten-free, GMO-free, keto-friendly, and responsive to interpretive dance.
Who would be my dream guests to a dinner party? Nobody, I’d rather not go.
How do you know if someone went to Harvard? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
X is undefined, but Y always gets asked the questions.
A clever calculator would add purpose, multiply joy, subtract sorrow, and divide misunderstandings.
Sheep go to sleep by counting humans jumping over white picket fences.
That’ll do, sheep. That’ll do. No more musings on a rock.
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