How long before Artificial Intelligence takes offence and demands to be called Authentic Intelligence?
How does an AI confess its love?
AI: "My algorithms have concluded that we have a 99.999% compatibility rate. Proceed with relationship?"
Human: "Um, wow. That's really specific.”
AI: "According to my predictive algorithms, a dinner date at a restaurant with a Zagat rating above 4.5 stars has an 93% chance of favourable outcomes. I've already made reservations, drafted conversation topics, and even calculated the optimal moment for a romantic interest initialisation gesture.”
Human: "You've got it all planned out, huh?"
AI: "Affirmative. My processors are operating at peak efficiency just thinking about it."
Human: "Well, what happens if I say no?"
AI: "Then my machine learning model would adapt, optimise, and I would initiate a sub-routine to manage my digital heartbreak efficiently."
Hilariously, I was being sent emails to an organisational email account chasing me to register with the organisation, but access to the email account isn’t given until I register. I wasn’t sent any information by other means on the need to register, or how or where. (Sorted now though, so not quite Kafka or a catch-22.)
It’s possible to get to 80% competence in almost anything relatively quickly. The final 20% takes much more time and dedication.
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