Anything that doesn’t come with a receipt.
What do accountants say when they’re shocked?
“That’s a significant variance!”
What do accountants sing on New Year’s Eve?
“Should old accounts be reconciled...”
What do accountants name their cats?
Cash and Flow.
What do accountants name their dogs?
Debit and Credit.
What’s an accountant’s favourite film?
“Return of the Journal Entry”.
What do accountants write in love letters?
“You’ve increased the value of my assets.”
What’s an accountant’s favourite fairy tale?
Goldilocks and the Three Balance Sheets.
What’s an accountant’s favourite board game?
Risk — it helps them manage their capital exposure.
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