A motivational speaker is addressing a large crowd from a stage.
SPEAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, never give up on your dreams! Some people give up all on their dreams when they wake up and get out of bed. I say, dream BIG! Go back to bed and get some sleep.
A man in the front row of the audience, who is nodding off, suddenly starts snoring loudly.
The speaker walks over to the man with his microphone.
SPEAKER: Excuse me, sir, please tell us, what is your dream?
MAN: (waking up, rubbing his eyes) Er? Oh, sorry. I must have dozed off.
The audience laughs.
SPEAKER: Hahaha! Don’t apologize, it happens to the best of us! What is the dream, sir?
Another audience member shouts out excitedly:
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Never give up on your dreams!
SPEAKER: Exactly! Sir, please tell us all, what is your dream?
MAN: Well, it’s silly really…
SPEAKER: Yes?
MAN: I suppose I want to be a professional napper.
SPEAKER: Oh! A round of applause ladies and gentlemen, please!
The audience applauds.
SPEAKER: A professional napper, he says! I say, why not? The world needs more people who take their dreams seriously. You know what I say? Do you? I say go for it. Go for it… right now!
AUDIENCE: Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!
The audience is standing up and getting very excited, whooping, cheering, and clapping. The speaker is running around the stage, ecstatic.
SPEAKER: You can do it. DO IT!
The man tries but doesn’t feel much like it now.
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