Sara and Chris are sitting at a table, holding hands, gazing into each other’s eyes, nuzzling, and chatting. They are clearly a romantic couple.
Mike walks in. Sara is overjoyed and gets up and runs to him; she throws her arms around him and kisses him. They both return to the table, arm-in-arm and smiling joyously.
MIKE: (excited) Hi Chris, we have some very exciting news!
CHRIS: (nervously) What is it?
SARA: (beaming) We’re dating!
MIKE: Yes, at least 3 times a day!
SARA: Chris? What is it? You never agree with my choices do you. After all, he is your best friend! You bastard.
MIKE: Yeah Chris, you bastard, how could you just sit there and not congratulate us. We’ve been best friends for years.
CHRIS: Erm, sorry?
SARA: (to Chris) Okay, fine, well I’m dating your brother at 5, so please hurry up and buy us the best champagne to celebrate.
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