A customer walks into the reception of the Complaints Service Company.
RECEPTIONIST: Welcome to the Complaints Service Company, for people who love to complain. How may I assist you?
CUSTOMER: I would like to complain about something.
RECEPTIONIST: Of course, sir. What seems to be the problem?
CUSTOMER: Everything! My job, my family, my annoying neighbours, the weather, my car, my home, my health, my food, my hobbies, the unfairness of the world, politics, and my cat!
RECEPTIONIST: I see. Well, we offer a range of complaining services, from the basic package to our premium service. Which would you prefer?
CUSTOMER: I want the premium service. I want to complain about everything without any interruptions or limitations.
RECEPTIONIST: Excellent choice, sir.
CUSTOMER: Do you not offer an ultra-premium service?
RECEPTIONIST: I’m afraid not.
CUSTOMER: That’s just not good enough.
RECEPTIONIST: It’s the second door on the left. We hope you enjoy your stay.
CUSTOMER: Second door on the left! Why not the first?!
The receptionist shows the customer to the second door on the left, who is busy complaining.
RECEPTIONIST: This way please sir.
CUSTOMER: This way! Why not that way?
The customer walks through the door.
CUSTOMER: This is not acceptable.
The receptionist closes the door behind the customer and looks relieved.
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