Brian is sitting at a table. Kelsey walks in and Brian stands up to greet her.
KELSEY: Brian, it’s great to finally meet you in person, after all those online meetings.
BRIAN: It’s great to meet you too. (he farts loudly)
KELSEY: How are you doing today?
BRIAN: I’m doing fine, thank you. (he farts)
KELSEY: I’m really looking forward to crunching the numbers on the big data project.
BRIAN: Yes, me too. (farts)
They both sit down at the table.
KELSEY: I know you’ve been working really hard on the projections for the next fiscal year.
BRIAN: (farts) Yes.
KELSEY: Sorry, but…
BRIAN: What?
KELSEY: Can you please stop making noises?
BRIAN: What noises? Oh, you mean my squeaky chair. Yes, it does that. (farts)
KELSEY: That’s not a squeaky chair.
BRIAN: Yes it is. (farts)
KELSEY: Brian, this room has a certain fragrance all of its own.
BRIAN: That would be the air conditioner. (farts)
KELSEY: Okay, tell me about the numbers, will you?
BRIAN: Well, I’ve got good news… (farts) and bad news. (silence)
KELSEY: Wait a minute, say that again.
BRIAN: I’ve got good news… (farts) and bad news. (silence)
She realises.
KELSEY: You break wind every time you lie, don’t you.
BRIAN (mortified) No, no, no! That's not true at all! (a very loud fart) Okay, okay, it’s true. I prefer online meetings because I can cancel out the noises.
KELSEY: I see. No, this is much better because now I know when you’re lying out of you bum.
BRIAN: Ugh, I hate this curse. I'll try to be more honest. (he farts)
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