Emily: “Do you know anything about the Enchanted Forest?”
Tom: “I know it’s filled with magical creatures, enchanted rivers, and a WiFi signal that’s absolutely rubbish!”
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Tom: “This forest sure is magical, Emily. I just saw a squirrel playing chess with a rabbit.”
Emily: “Really? Who won?”
Tom: “I think they called it a draw. The squirrel was too busy collecting nuts and the rabbit kept hopping around the board!”
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Forest Sprite 1: “We forest sprites only eat natural, organic, locally-sourced food.”
Forest Sprite 2: “Yes, like moonbeams and morning dew!”
Tom: “So, what’s for dessert? Cloud fluff?”
Forest Sprite 1: “Don’t be ridiculous! We have star sprinkles!”
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Emily: “Fairy Gem, you look so young! What’s your secret?”
Fairy Gem: “Oh, I use a bit of fairy dust and some enchanted anti-ageing cream.”
Emily: “That works?”
Fairy Gem: “Of course! I’m actually 400 years old.”
Emily: “Wow! You don’t look a day over 395!”
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Fairy Gem: “My wand has three settings: Low, Medium, and Oops!”
Emily: “What’s ‘Oops’?”
Fairy Gem: “Let’s not find out!”
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Fairy Gem: “I tried a new spell to clean my house.”
Emily: “Did it work?”
Fairy Gem: “Well, the dust is gone, but so is the house!”
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Enchantress Lily: “I once tried to turn a prince into a frog, but I made a tiny mistake in the spell.”
Tom: “What happened?”
Enchantress Lily: “Now he’s a very confused kangaroo!”
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Mayor Goodfellow: “We’re getting a new statue in the village square!”
Villager: “Of what?”
Mayor Goodfellow: “Me, of course!”
Villager: “At least it won’t talk as much as you do.”
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Court Jester: “Your Majesty, you look well-rested.”
King: “Indeed, I’ve started using a weighted blanket.”
Court Jester: “Does it work?”
King: “Certainly! It’s so heavy, I can’t get out of bed!”
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