• Bees don’t actually make honey. They buy it wholesale from tiny bee supermarkets, but they advertise the "hardworking bee" brand because it sells better.
• Spaghetti grows on special pasta trees in Italy, which is why it’s considered the national tree.
• The Moon landing was the ultimate "Look what I can do!" moment. Somewhere, aliens are still gossiping, “Remember when they came all the way here, bounced around, and then just left?”
• All cats secretly run on solar power. This is why they always nap in sunbeams—they’re just recharging their batteries.
• In Ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this, which explains why your cat always gives you that "Where’s my tribute?" look when you’re five minutes late feeding them.
• Butterflies taste with their feet, which means stepping in something gross for them is a whole other level of awful. That’s why butterflies seem so dainty—they're just avoiding bad flavours.
• All sloths were once super-fast, but they got tired of winning all the races and decided to slow down to "give others a chance."
• Caterpillars have tiny secret moustaches, and they twirl them whenever they’re planning something mischievous.
• Platypuses are nature's "proof of concept" project, where Mother Nature threw together whatever was lying around just to see if it’d work.
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