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Saturday, 11 February 2023
Random (Jokey) Thoughts
Sara and Mike
INT. PUB – DAY
SARA and CHRIS are sitting at a table, holding hands,
gazing into each other’s eyes, nuzzling, and chatting. They are clearly a
romantic couple.
MIKE walks in. Sara is overjoyed and gets up and runs to
him; she throws her arms around him and kisses him. They both return to the
table, arm in arm and smiling joyously.
MIKE: (excited) Hi Chris, we have some very exciting news!
CHRIS: (nervously) What is it?
SARA: (beaming) We’re dating!
MIKE: Yes, at least three times a day!
SARA: Chris? What is it? You never agree with any of my
decisions do you. And Mike is your best friend, you bastard!
MIKE: Yeah Chris, you bastard, how can you just sit there
and not congratulate us. We’ve been best friends for years.
CHRIS: Erm, sorry?
SARA: (to Chris) Okay, fine, well I’m dating your brother at five, so please hurry up and buy us the best champagne to celebrate.
Keep Sleeping
INT. CONFERENCE VENUE
– DAY
A motivational SPEAKER is addressing a large crowd from a
stage.
SPEAKER: Ladies and gentlemen, never give up on your dreams!
Some people give up on their dreams when they wake up and get out of bed. I
say, dream BIG! Go back to bed and get some sleep.
A MAN in the front row of the audience, who has been
nodding off, suddenly starts to snore loudly.
The speaker walks over to the man with his microphone.
SPEAKER: Excuse me, sir, please tell us, what is your dream?
MAN: (waking up, rubbing his eyes) Er? Oh, sorry. I must
have dozed off.
The audience laughs.
SPEAKER: Hahaha! Don’t apologise, it happens to the best of
us! What is the dream, sir?
Another audience member shouts out excitedly:
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Never give up on your dreams!
SPEAKER: Exactly! Sir, please tell us all, what is your
dream?
MAN: Well, it’s silly really...
SPEAKER: Yes?
MAN: I suppose I want to be a professional napper.
SPEAKER: Oh! A round of applause ladies and gentlemen,
please!
The audience applauds.
SPEAKER: A professional napper, he says! I say, why not? The
world needs more people who take their dreams seriously. You know what I say?
Do you? I say go for it. Go for it... right now!
AUDIENCE: Sleep! Sleep! Sleep!
The audience is standing up and getting very excited
– whooping, cheering, and clapping. The speaker is ecstatically running
around the stage.
SPEAKER: You can do it. DO IT!
The man tries but doesn’t feel much like it now.
Thursday, 9 February 2023
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Journal 2023-02-04
A Dull Moan
Friday, 3 February 2023
The Scar that Burns
Thursday, 2 February 2023
Within the Night
Wednesday, 1 February 2023
Random Thoughts
A Hundred Lies
Monday, 30 January 2023
I Wonder Why
Saturday, 28 January 2023
Every Moment
Friday, 27 January 2023
Falling Down
Thursday, 26 January 2023
Random Thoughts
Friday, 20 January 2023
Always About You
Hidden
Saturday, 14 January 2023
Random Thoughts
Wednesday, 14 December 2022
Random Thoughts
Friday, 2 December 2022
2023
- Publish novel: Human World.
- Film me reading the novel.
- Film me talking about the novel.
- Record and release new music.
- Film music videos.
- Film live music performances.
- Update Human World screenplay.